methhomework:

"i just broke up with my -"

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jonasbrothers:

cokeflow:

Shrek came out 13 years ago

I didn’t know shrek was gay

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jicheshire:

thestonemask:

*aggressively collects money in a video game*

*never buys anything with it*

it’s like some kind of sick security from not having real life money

it just feels so good

(via queenchrissycumberbatch)

trencly:

justintimerblake:

do seagulls have seagoals

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this one does

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fuckinq:

I went jogging this morning and i noticed a guy was following me and i was so scared lmfao my heart was pounding and then he finally caught up to me and said “hey you dropped 50 bucks” and i took it and started running and while i’m running i’m laughing because the 50 dollars didn’t belong to me

(Source: fuckinq, via hummingbird-hooligan)

theworldisntreadyforzaynmalik:

remeber when people used to morph the boys together and get hot guys like this?

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got some rude awakenings today, RIP

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