Conversation with my dad

  • Me: Dad, I-I have something I need to tell you...
  • Dad: What's wrong?
  • Me:
  • Me: *takes a deep breath*
  • Me: I'm straight.
  • Dad:
  • Me:
  • Dad: What?
  • Me: Well, you're always talking about how you're ok with my gay and bisexual friends
  • Me: And even though you make fun of them and say mean things about them to my face, you tell me that they can still come over and hang out
  • Me: Because you're ok with gay and bisexual people.
  • Me: But you never say that my straight friends are allowed to come over or even talk about them
  • Me: So I thought I should tell you I'm straight because I thought you might have an issue with it
  • Me: Seeing as you never told me you were ok with my friends even though they're straight or said that my straight friends could come over.
  • Dad: *gets pissed off and yells at me for being a smart ass*
  • Me: *remains calm on the outside*
  • Me: *but inwardly laughing at the fact that I proved my point*
  • Me: *and crying at the fact that I had to lie to do so because I'm actually bisexual and am 100% terrified of my family knowing*

josheeta:

hate-the-endings:

josheeta:

CATCHING FIRE WAS MY FAVORITE BOOK

IM SO EXCITED

GALE GETTING PREGNANT 

KATNISS DYING

PEETA BECOMING THE PRESIDENT

SNOW GIVING BIRTH

PRIM DATING WITH 2 BOYS AT THE SAME TIME

RUE IS A ZOMBIE

CINNA GOES TO FASHION WEEK

EFFIE WORKS AT A CIRCUS

OMG! DISTRIC 14!!

Please tag your posts as spoilers so nobody’s experience reading the novel or watching the film will be ruined. Thank you.

IM LAUGHING SO HARD

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lauren-jauregui:

pashmere:

omfg this gif is the answer for everything

"how are you?"

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"did you get a good grade?"

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"how’s your romantic life?"

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how’s ronaldo doing in the world cup so far?

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  • me: I'm going to bed early tonight.
  • me:
  • me: is that the sun

beepbeepdaddad:

i’m pumped to see the new hercules because i really want to see the rock sing go the distance

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