noemail:

stereobone:

homovikings:

i am so tired of obama and romney why can’t thor be president

ohmygod could you imagine tho

“mr. president, what are your thoughts on gay marriage?”

“I HOPE ALL MORTALS HAVE A GAY AND JOVIAL MARRIAGE”

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(via airtrafficcontroller)

A spider just crawled into my bathroom door and I freaked out because DAMN that thing was big black and thick and it resembled what I assume spiders look like with mascara on

queenchrissycumberbatch:

my friendship comes in 3 levels:

1) sass 

2) insults

3) inappropriate sexual humor. 

(via camouflagegirl)

nashofficial:

when someone on tumblr calls you by your real name

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(Source: jerkofficial, via phobias)

therailz:

when you fuck up and realize there’s nothing you can do so you just accept it

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(via nawchos)

clinttbarton:

i fucking love whenever people are like “how would steve rogers react to the fact that people now curse and talk about sex?”

yo

he grew up as a poor orphan in Brooklyn and joined the fucking army i think he’s got that shit covered 

(via girlofsomanyfandoms)

cuddleslutdean:

supernatural au where everything is the same but dean is priestly

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(via itisanobsession)